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You did it. You picked up the phone like a functioning member of society. She appreciated it. You feel slightly less guilty for approximately 48 hours.
This hat is for people who return calls, reply to texts within a reasonable timeframe, and occasionally remember birthdays without Facebook.
Embroidered. Adjustable. Emotionally available.
called my mom
$35.00
This hat is for people who return calls, reply to texts within a reasonable timeframe, and occasionally remember birthdays without Facebook.
Embroidered. Adjustable. Emotionally available.